Meet our people.
If you're an Emma customer, it's very likely you've gotten to know one or more of the people pictured here. Perhaps you've met several of them. Perhaps you know one person quite well but have only spoken briefly with two others. Here's your chance to put a face with a name, or two names with two faces, and so on and so forth.
Geoff Alday
Geoff is a user interface designer who worked on product development teams for companies like echomusic for several years before joining Emma. Before that, Geoff was an animator at Magnetic Dreams, and he still loves to draw. Furthermore, Geoff is a magician. Meaning not that he does amazing feats with our product (which he does), but that he does tricks requiring top hats and playing cards. Which is not to say that he wears a top hat to the office every day -- just that he knows how to use one. Reports that Geoff is planning a stunt involving a refrigerator in one of the Emma kitchens are unconfirmed. Let's just say be careful where you put your sandwich. Other interesting people who like magic include Neil Patrick Harris, Nikola Tesla and Steve McQueen, who knew not to mess with his friends' sandwiches.
Brooks Alford
Brooks is part of our sales team, having joined Emma from the laboratories of Vanderbilt University, where his work as a biophysics research assistant had him planning and performing fluorescence imaging experiments with a confocal microscope. If there’s one thing we’ve found, it’s that most of your talented sales folks are somewhere out there performing fluorescence imaging experiments with confocal microscopes. Seriously, go get them. Brooks has a working knowledge of written and spoken German, and we’re not sure if that’s somehow related or not, but rumor (or perhaps rumour) has it that Brooks will occasionally take on the accent of the person with whom he’s speaking on the phone. If, by luck, you sound exactly like Murray from Flight of the Conchords, please call now.
John Allen
John is a part of our quality assurance team, where he helps spot any bugs in new Emma features. Stop by his desk some afternoon, and you may notice the lucky blue Koosh ball that's accompanied him from job to job for many years. Stay awhile longer, and you'll learn that John has broken every bone in his body, save for two (extremely lucky and resilient) femurs, and he once had a motorcycle accident from which there is still leather somewhere inside his body. It's at this point that you'll begin to wonder if the Koosh ball isn't so much lucky as it is cursed by ancient gods of freakish bone-breaking and unfortunate experiences with leather. Prior to joining us at Emma, John honed his QA chops at Lexis Nexis and earned his B.S. from MTSU, where he also played volleyball. Today, John lives a quiet, accident-free life with his family on a farm outside of Nashville, where he keeps rescued cats, cows, and donkeys. As the old adage goes, lucky in donkeys, unlucky in freakish bone-breaking.
Leigh Bernstein
Leigh is part of our stellar graphic design team. The youngest of seven - that’s right, seven - siblings, Leigh hails from Memphis and once spent a summer working as a lunchlady in an Alaskan resort, serving up the cafeteria specials (mostly caribou) prepared in the style du jour (mostly caribou burgers). In addition to having sampled Alaska, and odd-sounding burgers, Leigh also tasted life as an intern at the Tennessee Performing Arts Center and continues to explore her performance-art interests as a member of Winslow Family Productions, a troupe that combines visual arts and live performance on stage. Leigh graduated from MTSU (with feathers, no less) with a degree in graphic design and asks that we point out that no caribou were harmed in the making of this bio. Nor, for that matter, were any burgers.
Patrick Block
Patrick is Emma’s in-house financial analyst, crunching the all-important numbers and dropping in-the-know phrases like “How's that P&L?” and, “We’ll see what the balance sheet has to say about that” on unsuspecting colleagues and office passersby. He honed those financial analystisizing chops at several fine companies pre-Emma, including Nashville-based Healthways, Health Net, and Tommy Hilfiger. Which might explain his penchant for wearing virtually nothing but Hilfiger clothing. (Note to Victoria’s Secret: Thanks for not hiring Patrick Block.) An avid bike rider - ahem, cyclist - Patrick is also a three-time bocce champion (take that, you two-trophy pretenders), skier and rock climber. He holds a degree in Arts, Business and Chinese (in that order) from Trinity University in San Antonio and speaks conversational Mandarin. And he reportedly fashions his own notebooks out of large binder clips and paper. It's more freakish than it sounds.
Jamie Bradley
Jamie is a member of Emma’s sales team and wears gigantic sunglasses. Not all the time, mind you, just when it’s particularly sunny or time to show someone with regular-size sunglasses how it’s really done. A native of Texas and attendee of both St. Edward’s University and Belmont University, Jamie managed a shoe store (Bandolino) and worked as an account executive at an artist merchandise company (Stuph Clothing) before joining Emma. She lists “Raising Arizona” as her favorite movie of all time (well done) and lists Combos as her favorite snack (editor’s endorsement withheld). And when she’s not using her voice to dazzle Emma customers on the phone, Jamie can often be found doing vocal impressions of other people, all of whom invariably end up sounding like a 70-year-old southern woman. When it comes to vocal impressions, the conventional wisdom goes, do one elderly voice and do it well. Recently, Jamie adopted a Red Panda at the Nashville Zoo, though the adoption rights apparently don’t include any Bring a Red Panda to Work options. At least that’s the impression we get, not having seen any Red Pandas loitering in the Emma kitchen.
Daniel Brown
Daniel leads our team of wonderfully talented graphic designers. Before joining Emma, Daniel worked on an organic farm and lived in a tent near the Rio Grande where, in his words, he and his girlfriend/tent-mate dreamed of saving up enough to eat at Applebee’s. Not long after realizing the dream of Rip Roarin’ Ribs and Xtreme Cheddar Poppers, Daniel packed up and moved to Nashville, where new, less Applebee-centric dreams would take hold. In addition to his talents at surviving the traditional post-college-tent-and-organic-farming-and-cheddar-popper adventure, Daniel’s also a skilled carpenter and lives with his wife/former tent-mate and daughter Stella in their first house. Occasionally, they eat at Applebee’s.
Claire Burns
Claire specializes in all things delivery. Except for pizzas, which are handled by an entirely different team. At Domino’s. Claire’s prior work experience includes such interesting roles as voiceover artist, Yellowstone tour guide, background screener, Deschutes River (Oregon) whitewater rafting and kayaking guide, manager of a New York restaurant owned by Stephen and Billy Baldwin (known in celebrity circles as Not Alec), and painter of one of the giant guitar sculptures that adorned many of Nashville's parks and sidewalks for a time (Claire's guitar was even featured on the cover of a book about our lovely, oversized-guitar-infested city). Claire also lists Clapping With One Hand as a talent, which may provide the answer to one of the universe’s oldest questions. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Just ask Claire for a demonstration.
Jake Cable
Raised in a Boston tenement, Jake made his Hollywood debut at 20, playing a ballplayer in the obscure film Rhubarb. Two years later, after a stint in the army, he landed the part of Narab the friendly Martian in the corny serial Zombies of the Stratosphere - a role that somewhat foreshadowed the one that, a decade later, would make Jake a household name - Mr. Spock, the half-human, half-Vulcan science officer of...hold on, this is Leonard Nimoy's bio. Whoops. Nevermind. Jake serves as Emma's implementation manager, helping guide new Emma features and projects through their respective feature journeys.
Hernán Ciudad
Hernán is a member of our product development team, having moved to Emma - and the Nashville office - from the D.C. area after stints in New York, New Mexico, Arizona, California and Missouri. While in D.C., Hernán once lived in a Capitol Hill group house known as “The Cave.” Al Gore was once personally invited to one of The Cave’s house parties but was unable to attend due to a prior engagement. Lots of people who are invited to The Cave, it turns out, discover they have prior engagements. Hernán also helped set a certain billionaire senator up with Internet at home and taught him how to surf. Turns out billionaires connect to the Internet just like you and me, unless you still use dial-up, in which you can probably forget the “you” part of that. Hernán’s previous work includes projects for Daon, Accenture, and the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, all of whose members reportedly have prior engagements on any and all potential Cave party dates through 2040. Hernán graduated from the University of Missouri - Columbia with a political science degree. His favorite band is the Pet Shop Boys. There really was no place to fit that last sentence in sooner.