Brian Murphree

Brian Murphree

Technology

Brian is part of our Infrastructure team at Emma. He is also into flight simulation and Steven Wright jokes, so here goes: I used to be a waiter, but I was fired for clearing tables. I was clearing them for take-off. I had them all lined up outside. People thought it was an outdoor cafe. I said, "No, these are leaving at 3." They were going to fire me anyway, because I told them I thought they should put the wrapper on the inside of the straw since that's the part you don't want to get dirty. RIP, Mr. Wright. Brian is also into music, as a bassist in the punk rock band Random Conflict and a mixer and masterer for other bands, and photography, and Waze, the social navigation app that helps you find the quickest way to places, or avoid traffic jams, or perhaps set up another Steven Wright joke: I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.